Being gay doesn’t mean sacrificing your health
November 2nd, 2011Here’s the thing: you’re fat. Okay, you’re not fat but if you don’t exercise you will be. And it’s not fat in the general sense of the word, it’s more like out of shape. What people don’t realize is that it’s not about how much you weigh, it’s how active you are. Skinny people may look healthy but if they’re not shaking their booties for 60 minutes every day, they’re on their way to a life of low energy and bacne. And nobody wants acne on their backs, especially if you’re about to ahem, get dirty with someone.
The best way to fight obesity and get a pants party going afterwards is to join a gym. It’s kind of a giant cliche to pick up men while you’re working out but it’s good for your heart and good for your magic johnson.
Here are five tips to approaching guys at the gym.
1) Smile. Seriously, show those pearly whites or yellowish/whites from too much coffee. If he catches you’re eye don’t look away and blush, flash him your biggest and brightest.
2) Lose the iPod. It’s hard to run up a storm on the treadmill if you’re not listening to Donna Summer’s greatest hits but you’ll appear more approachable if you don’t have your earbuds in. It’ll also help you get more in tune to your surroundings and you’ll be more inclined to look around and scope out hotties if you’re not listening to music.
3) Learn his workout. No, you’re not copying him and doing the same thing but if he’s spending time on his bi’s and tri’s you can spend time on yours. Think of a question to ask him regarding the weights and machines he uses. You can ask for pointers and use that as a stepping stone for further conversation.
4) Find out who his buds are. If he comes in with a group of guys you can always talk to one of them first. Maybe you even know one of this pals from your social circle. If you’re too shy to approach him directly, you can get your new friend to do it for you.
5) Don’t change in front of him. As much as you want to stand in front of your locker in the buff to show off your freshly worked out bod, don’t. It’ll only creep him out. Think about it, if there was a random dude shoving his naked body in your face while you were trying to change, you wouldn’t like it. Don’t be that guy who’s gay dating at the gym like a pervert.
Follow these five tips and you’ll find love and stay healthy. No bacne for you!
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